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Sort order. Start your review strip tese Strip Tease. It's more or less impossible to say something about this book and not mention the film, so I'll just get that out of the way. It the film was I think undeservedly bad mouthed by critics and some public alike. Other than that it was quite fun. Not terribly true to Hiaasens book, however, and not as good online dating sites in denmark It's more or less impossible to say something about this book and not mention the film, so I'll just get that out of the way.

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Not terribly true to Hiaasens book, however, and not as good by a long shot. The book contains all the trademark Hiaasen black humor, biting satire, quirky characters and odd situations that you expect. View all 5 comments.

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Feb 26, Alexw rated it it was amazing. The epilogue alone is side splitting hilarity and priceless-read this to get away from the winter blues!! View 1 comment.

Shelves: audiobookhumorpoliticssflorida. This is my third Carl Hiaasen novel. I'm becoming a fan. I haven't seen the Demi Moore movie based on this book, but I doubt the movie captured the humor and etobicoke strip clubs interweaving of so many characters in half a dozen subplots the way Strip tese does in yet another novel about that weirdest of states, Florida.

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Sugar, of course. Erin is strip tese former FBI agent who now works at online college dating sites strip club. She has a crazy meth-head ex-husband who managed to get custody of their daughter after he brought the Bible-thumping judge to her place of employment. Hizzoner declared Erin an unfit mother, and is now a regular at the club.

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One night, a libidinous Congressman goes into a blackout-drunk rage onstage with Erin, nearly clubs another patron to death, and has to be dragged out by long-suffering "fixer," who then spends the rest of the book trying to cover up the Congressman's infelicities before an important vote on sugar subsidies.

The Congressman falls in love with Erin a phenomenon she's not unused to, working at a strip clubbut his exposing himself to her literally and figuratively puts his political career in danger, sexy girlfriend app the men who have bought and paid for strip tese can't have that.

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Online dating websites for teens is smart enough to take strip tese of herself, but also smart enough to realize dating sites in sydney in danger and just being smart and competent isn't enough against the power of Washington lobbyists who are willing to erase inconvenient little people. Fortunately, she also has her biker bouncer buddy, Chad, and a police sergeant who takes an interest in the case after his fishing vacation is spoiled by his son discovering a "floater" who happens to be one of the inconvenient little people.

Like Hiaasen's other novels, Strip Tease tucks trenchant social criticism and cynical political commentary into a colorful cast of weirdos, crazies, working class folks, conniving villains, lecherous creeps, smart chicks, decent strip tese, corrupt politicians, scheming ex-cons with hearts of gold, and half a dozen subplots that all somehow manage to drive the main plot forward in clever ways. There is the bouncer who pentecostal dating sites perpetually foiled in his schemes to retire on the proceedings of a lawsuit from a cockroach found in his yogurt, the strip club owner perpetually in labor disputes with his dancers, who range from empty-headed bimbos to very smart women trying to get by; there are shysters and fixers and dirty politics galore.

And it's very funny. Erin strip tese never falls into dating sites for women kind of stereotype as a stripper, and while the villains are a little bit out of Central Casting, who doesn't love a dimwitted, lecherous Congressman getting what's coming to him? Sex clubs in sacramento 2 comments. Dec 13, J rated it it was ok.

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This book has a great plot but the writing and execution are atrocious. Strip tese the novel, Hiaasen violates "show don't tell," thereby making an interesting plot fall to the wayside of unimaginative and uninspired writing. This would have been a five star novel online dating sites ottawa written by Elmore Leonard.

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